How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a light bulb?
The Answer is SEVEN:
- One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced
- One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions
about the light bulb,
- One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light
bulb,
- One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of light bulbs,
- One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to
pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a light bulb,
- One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb
while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
- And, finally, one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a
light bulb and screwing the country.
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